Elf on the shelf – give it to someone you don’t like!

I know, how can I say that right? Do you HAVE an Elf on the Shelf? If not, don’t judge.  Ever wake up at 3 am in a panic because you forgot to move Sonny Sugarsocks? Oh, Sonny Sugarsocks is the name of our Elf on the Shelf, who by the way has his own christmas stocking and presents under the tree already. Who gets greeted in the morning? Me? No.. Sonny Sugarsocks gets lovingly greeted by my children as they happily run around looking for him.

But here is the question of the day ; have you ever awoken at 5 am with your kids only to realize you FORGOT to move the f-ing Elf?

Picture this:

time: 5:11 am

location: home

scene: you hear the pitter patter of little feet. Sure it sucks that your kids get up so early, but … OH SHIT! You forgot to move the elf! You run, knocking over everything in your path, including the two year old, only to find the oldest, the smartest, the hardest to trick standing there sad-faced with tears in her eyes.  ”He didn’t move… why, why didn’t he move?” she squeaks, barely able to contain her sadness.  Now here is where you get creative. Remember when you forgot to be the tooth fairy? This is like being the tooth fairy EVERY NIGHT! You were quick with a story then, you’ve got this!  ”Oh, when he does not go back to the North Pole it is because you guys were so GOOOOOOD!!!!!!” You smile, like a maniac and look beseechingly at your partner with a ‘back me up’ face.  ”Yes,” he says. “You guys were just soooo good yesterday!”  But then you see it, the wheels start working in the 8 year olds mind. She is remembering the time out yesterday, the no TV punishment, the no dessert ruling that all happened … yesterday.  You see it on her face, doubt.  ”Oh, I guess so.”  She says doubtfully.  But here is where you have the upper hand, they WANT to believe, against all odds.

Thankfully, my 8 year old wants to believe in the magic of this Elf on the Shelf!

elfontheshelf

Hey Baby! How you doin?

So the moral of the story is this: if you want a peaceful holiday without disappointing your kids and possibly destroying their belief in Christmas, skip the elf. Trust me.  And if you are smugly sitting there thinking “Oh, I would NEVER forget to move that elf, I am a much better mother…” I call shenanigans and bullshit on you!

You will forget, my friend.

You WILL forget.

The Elf on the shelf, chilling

Just hanging out

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Comments

  1. This is EXACTLY why I don’t have one. Sure I think it would be fun to take pictures of him doing things he shouldn’t but that would last a whole day or two. Soooo I live vicariously through all the other moms with this little guy and the dreadful task of one more thing to remember this holiday season. :)
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  2. Kristina Best says:

    I still want one but he will have to wait until next year when we can God willing afford one.

  3. Tricia Martin says:

    LMAO Ooh man, I loved this! Thank you for making me laugh this morning. hahaha I’m still giggling over here. So glad I dont’ have one of those. I know i’d forget to move it. :P

  4. Well, I see that I’m not the only who forgets to move Jingles. LOL

  5. tonygreene113 @ 113tidbits says:

    lol…my twelve year old would have an army of these little guys all over the house.
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  6. Oh my gosh, thanks for laugh :D

    I Would forget, I’m sure of it!
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  7. You could always just tell her that “Sonny decided to let yesterday slide. Do better today and he said he’ll forget all about it.”

    Of course now the Elf will sound like he has mob connections, but I’m sure there’s a good life lesson there as well. :)

  8. We ALL forget and that feeling just sucks!! Now we have some ideas of how to dig ourselves out of that hole. We all need to help each other out!

    12 Ways to Save Your Butt When Your Elf Forgets to Move
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